Thursday, April 23, 2009

klutzy mommy.

i truly don't know what the deal was yesterday. i evidently somehow displeased the gods and goddesses up on Mount Olympus, because all day i was the biggest damn klutz EVER. i busted my ass on two separate occasions and rather politely and efficiently rammed my head into the corner of our kitchen cabinet. yea. ouch.
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today after mah sugar tits laid down for her pre-work nap, i was playing with my fwiend, ms. interwebs. usually during this time i do my bestest to keep the three amigos quiet as possible. sometimes it works. and sometimes they look at me like i'm the damn dumbass. but i digress; so they started carrying up a ruckus for the umpteenth time within a span of ten minutes. aggravated, i yelled from my office, "shut up, dumbass!" this did not work, so i stood up to walk in there to give them the dreaded finger point. however, what i discovered upon entering the living room was that i called my mother-in-law a dumbass. nice. go me. yeaaaa... how many people out there have wanted to secretly do that and get away with it? i was ashamed and profusely apologized, amidst our laughter.
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when she came on in, we sat on our back porch to smoke and catch up. our three children began playing out in their fence. you see, its very interesting; harley will get jackson all riled up to wrestle and run around. then, my pint sized princess, sophia, will obsessively target jackson to grasp a firm hold of, and go to town humping him ever so relentlessly. she's not picky; she'll hump whatever she can get... his head, his legs, his rump, his sides... you get the picture. this is every. single. time. jackson and harley play. its so funny and disturbing.
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and finally, here are some pictures of our almost completed master bedroom. (the only things remaining to complete are installing curtain rods and hanging the curtains.) here are several noteworthy ponits i must make:
-yes, the walls ARE purple.
-that IS a queen sized four post canopy bed.
-yes, that IS a tink lamp beside the bed. (thanks ashley!!) how could i NOT incorporate her somehow?!
-the white blanket in the corner by the window is sitting atop the dog crates.
-the comforter/bed skirt/shams/ and curtains are all eyelet white.