silliness.

Let it be dually noted that the aforementioned serial assailant has now escalated his crimes to a whole new level; murderer. BOLO: Jackson is a 3.5 year old male 'dapple' Wiener Dog, at approx. 16-19ish pounds (fluctuating weight is in direct correlation with visits to Grandma's house) and should be considered slobbery and stoned. (Frog paraphernalia has been found in the line of his path.) If spotted, provide him with a Frog so he'll be stoned (semi-sedated) until the proper authorities arrive.




WARNING: DO NOT BE FOOLED BY BEAUTIFUL DACHSHUND EYES OR BIG WET NOSE OR WONDERFUL DOXIE KISSES!!




my father-in-law has a beer can sitting atop his tractor's exhaust pipe. this is not the first time this phenomena has taken place on any of his tractors. in the below pictured tractor, there was another bottle of alcohol posted atop the exhaust pipe. however, that bottle was a glass beer bottle. such silliness easily amuses me.

dachshund googly goodness.

Things I Want To Do To My Dachshund While He's Sleeping, per http://ow.ly/lyuM

1) Take an ice cube, tape it to my nose, and jam it into their armpits.

2) Use my body to make it perfectly clear that I can only sleep exactly where their limbs rest. I'm talking UNDER that leg.

3) Take ear-sized leather flaps and whip them back and forth on their faces just to let them know that I'm awake.

4) Repeat #2 with something tail sized.

5) Shove. Hard. Using both feet AND hands.

6) Show them what it's like to wake up with someone snout-deep in your ear.

7) Kiss them on the cheeks all cute like...then throw up next to their faces.

8) Loudly drink out of their water dish until they wake up, leaving them to wonder how many other times I've done that.

9) Work up a supernatural level of heat yet demand to sleep on top of them.

10) Wake them up urgently, demand that they follow me to the bathroom, and then refuse to pee until I've sniffed everything and waited to see if they would make me breakfast first




***I DO think an amendment should be added: pouncing on their rib cages, cutting off their air supply, while licking em in the face!

GPS systems.

GPS Dachshund says, "Dis not way to Grandma's!!"











Backup ChiWeenie GPS agrees.





Hell hath no fury like a Dachshund upset over leaving Grandma's house.

incalculable cuteness.

note: the simultaneous waggling tails AND Sophia's ear action.

/sigh.

my children are too damn adorable.

w.w.w.

newest project: wood workin weiner!! its obviously still a work in progress but i will post pictures until i declare it finished. i'll be making a reflective one as well. maybe they can be window decorations? any ideas on what i can post them on Etsy as? home decor? window decor? turrlet decor? its definitely weiner decor.

GISM #8 of 365:
i am grateful for creative ideas.