thursday morning ramblings.

last night, honey pot took a stern tone with me to "order" me to go to the local urgent care facility here in florence. i hemmed and hawed, as i hate going to those places. somewhere in the back of my mind, i think that the reason the doctors that work in these doc-in-the-box places either failed med school, are a con artist, a doctor who got fired from some super esteemed medical facility, a doctor who is being slapped with a punishment from the medical licensing board, or one of those "self sacrificing" people who is single handedly trying to save the world from one thing or another.


either way, my lil brother accompanied me to help me talk since i was having technical difficulties doing so. my symptoms were so bad that they were semi-reminiscent of my migraine days; my vision was not at its top peak, as the light hurt my eyes, and i found it difficult to formulate sentences. i got antibiotics, nasal spray, and a mild pain killer. they tested me for swine flue, but upon my rectal examination, they found no corkscrew tail. ;-)











during my appointment, the nurse asked if he was my son. this is the second time this has happened this weekend. what is this fuckery?! my bob. i'm 27, he's two months shy of being 14. ohmystars. i would have been 14 when i had him. no ma'am, that didn't occur. not.at.all. am i looking that old? that hagard? that jaded? what is the universe doing? fucking with me because my biological clock is madly ticking? thanks. thanks a lot, asshole.


drastically changing the subject here,... but i just read that ellen is replacing paula 'abdrool' on american idol. interesting replacement. very interesting. but i guess we shall see how this equasion factors out.

wifery inclinations.

after arriving home early saturday afternoon to discover a cranky wife with a vicious migraine, we headed to columbia to buy bundles of hardwood flooring for our house. (fyi: spending a couple of hours with a cranky wife cooped inside a car, on the highway, with a migraine... is NOT fun.)
"but i digress," sunday, C poked and proded me out of our nice, warm, toasty, and comfy bed for a spur of the moment getaway to SC's own lowcountry. and i ASSURE you,... albeit a relaxing day, it was an interesting one, to boot.
beautiful scenery, scandalous and romantic marsh smells were more than abundant. it was more than enough to give you a promise of what the south was really like, way back when. aside from all that racial and sexist prejudicial nonsense, ofcourse.
all in all, i must divulge, that THE MOST satisfying and hilarious moment of the day, was our time spent on fairview nursery road. what a relief, indeed. lol.
with darth vadar guiding our way, our day was thoroughly enjoyable. i did get doggy sick the closer we got home, though. i can't go without my babies!!

today i started school, and best believe, it wo' mah arse out!! mah C and i were so in sync today, it wasn't funny. i.e.- upon my early arrival at school, i visited the unairconditioned, one stall only, ladies room, where i had a semi freak out due to the heat. in my mind, i was thinking that i needed C's help. fast forward about 25 minutes.... C get this intuitive urge to go check on me at school. (something she's NEVER done.) so she gets there, finds my truck, only to discover i left mah headlights on and my debit card out in full view. OOPS!! okay. THEN... she found the identifying sticker that i couldn't find this morning that indicates that i am a current student. so she sticks that on mah bumper, as it should be. THEN... upon my departure from school at approximately 245 pm, we were playing text/phone tag discussing supper plans. i got irritated, and proceeded onto booger king for our food. i NEVER go there, because, well... it just isn't mah fave. i then get home, walk in the door, to find out a few minutes later that, she had indeed gone to the booger king before i had, and gotten EXACTLY what i got for her (with the exception that she ordered no mayo, and i ordered no mustard), but she'd left her food in her car when her ADD kicked in and she decided to mow the grass instead.
*deep breath*
okay, here are our lowcountry pictures. no, your eyes are NOT deceiving you. okay, i'm beat. my white ass is goin to bed now. peace out, whores.