dumbasses: PAY ATTENTION!!

when baking blue berry muffins, i urge you to heed to my advice: when the package says ONLY add 1/2 cups of milk, do so. do NOT be lazy and attempt to measure it out with a 1/3 measuring cup. you WILL fuck it up. this is NOT a maybe you will, this is a definite, you WILL fuck it up. when you do fuck it up, here is the outcome: the blue berries sink to the bottom of the said "muffins," which also adopt the consistency of cornbread. bon appetit!