sordid ways in a twisted grace

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Moronic irresponsibile pet owners chap my asshole. Why have pets if you refuse to properly care for them?! Fate may send us another dog. W

Posted by State of Grace at 5:51 PM

State of Grace: Florence, South Carolina, United States; Being an official Carolina fried, eclectic "Steel Magnolia" guarantees me a unique perspective. My humor matches that of Roseanne, my past more colorful than "the men of Blanche's boudoir," & my family tree definitely more sordid than that of one Mrs. Peggy Ingram! My family tree has more twists, breaks, disease, and dead limbs than should be allowed. (We are, after all, southern.) I'm pretty damn eclectic & I'm utterly fascinated with Reba, Rue McClanahan, Rosie O'Donnell, anything vintage, arts & crafts, Dachshunds, ChiWeenies, & Chihuahuas. Watch me try to swim through these sordid ways in a twisted grace.