mary, mary, quite contrary.

yesterday mah sugar tits and i popped up in lowes, like last year's perennials. (okay so that was a REALLY.BAD.JOKE. *sigh* damn i'm old.) we obtained $75 worth of flowers and gardening materials to try to whip our kinda defunct looking yard into shape. one day we will have it looking UH-MAZ-ING. (if you say that in your head with a rupaul-esque accent as she's imitating oprah, its kinda funny.) lord, i need some excitement in my life. anyways, here are some pictures of what we did. the before and after of the tree in our front yard. as the lantana bloom more, i'll get better pictures. my feeties were dirtier than micheal jackson's bed sheets. anyways, i'm off like a jewish foreskin.