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Thursday, July 23, 2009

douches and bitches.

Dear Mr. SUV Driving Man,

I was wrong at first to have said a few choice words, as it was our fault we cut you off. However, the fact that you kept staring at me is really what pissed me off. Your wrap around douche shades do not fool me. I bet you were wearing a Polo shirt, khaki cargo shorts and flip flops, most likely on your way to a golf game. I know your kind all too well. Simply put, you're a douche. And you don't scare me. Thus, the reason I stared you down upon your stare down challenge. Sarah: 1, Douche: 0. So long, asshole.

Sincerely,
The Bitch in the Exxon Parking Lot.

P.S.- Oh, and yes, I did mouth to you, "FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER." Just in case you were wondering. Go on now, you'll miss your Tee off time at the country club.

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